Assholes: You should hate yourself because you’re fat and that’s ugly.
Fat People: I think I look marvelous.
Assholes: Well, you should hate yourself because being fat isn’t healthy.
Fat People: Why is my health your problem?
Assholes: Your being fat gives a bad example to my kids who then will think it’s OK to be fat and unhealthy.
Fat People: Why are your kids my problem?
Assholes: Why won’t you hate yourself?
Fat People: Because then I’d be just like you.
